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Here are some interesting stories to share with you, I hope you enjoy them and stay in the mood.
Top 10 Funniest Jokes
Feel free to leave a comment telling me what your favorite part was?
1. Wife is pregnant
Wife: Honey, I'm three months pregnant!
Me: What? I just checked out infertility last week! You and I say pregnant, this child is whose you say!
Wife: Honey, you fool, you went to the hospital last week to infertility, I'm pregnant is three months ago, of course the child is yours!
I rubbed my head and laughed: it seems so!
2. My birthday
Wife: Blow out the candles!
I: I can make a wish and then blow?
Wife: what you wish ah?
I: next year's birthday, I hope my wife put a cake under the candle for me!
3. Chicken's Name
The chick asked the hen, "Why do all humans have names and we are all called chickens?"
Hen: "People have names when they are alive, but when they are dead, they are called ghosts; we chickens have no names when we are alive, but when we are dead, we have many names!"
The chicken asked again, "What kind of names?"
Hen: "Fried Chicken, Curry Chicken, White Chicken, Roasted Chicken, Barking Chicken ..."
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